Natchy Awesome

So I have discovered that I am naturally awesome. 

My genes have granted me the ability to never appear ridiculous, always appear fabulous, and to know exactly what to say to gain the admiration of people everywhere. 

My natural awesomeness allows for me to be a champion of mothers, to be the perfect wife and friend, to be a fantastic chef, and to always know what exactly to have for supper.

These superior genes have passed down to my children.  My children never whine, cry or fight.  They are always perfectly groomed, are never rude, and have genius level I.Q.’s.

I have discovered that I am delusional, a liar, and that life and motherhood is utter hell at times. 

I wouldn’t change a thing.